The PostHog/Mixpanel Problem (Volume Pricing Hell)

Let's talk about what happens when you have a real product with real users.

Real pricing at scale (20M+ events/month):

• Mixpanel: $2,300/month (and more with add-ons)
• PostHog: $1,982/month (and more with add-ons)

"1 million free events!" they scream. Cute. Until you have an actual product with actual users doing actual things. Then suddenly you need to "talk to sales" and your wallet starts bleeding.

Add-ons, add-ons everywhere. Session replay? +$X. Feature flags? +$X. HIPAA compliance? +$250/month. A/B testing? That'll be extra. You're hemorrhaging money just to understand what your users are doing, you magnificent fool.

The Web-Only Analytics Trap

You built a great fucking product. You have real traffic. Thousands, tens of thousands of visitors. But you're flying blind.

"Congrats, 50,000 visitors from France this month. Why didn't a single one buy your baguette?"

You see the traffic. You see the bounce rate. You see the referrers. You see where they're from. You have NO FUCKING IDEA what users actually do.

Where do they drop off? Do they come back? What features do they use? Why didn't they convert? Who the fuck knows! You're paying $9-29/month for a glorified hit counter with a pretty dashboard that tells you everything about geography and nothing about behavior.

Plausible. Umami. Fathom. Simple Analytics. GoatCounter. Cabin. Pirsch. They're all the same story: page views, visitors, countries. They have basic funnels and goals, but that's it. No retention analysis. No user profiles. No event tracking. No cohorts. No revenue tracking. Just... basic web analytics.

And when you finally need to understand your users—when you need to see where they drop off in your signup flow, or which features drive retention, or why your conversion rate is shit—you end up paying for a SECOND tool on top. Now you're paying for two subscriptions, managing two dashboards, and your users' data is split across two platforms like a bad divorce.

Counter One Dollar Stats

"$1/month for page views. Adorable."

Look, I get it. A dollar is cheap. But you're getting exactly what you pay for: page views. That's it. No funnels. No retention. No user profiles. No event tracking. Just... page views.

Here's the thing: if you want to make good decisions about your product, you need to understand what your users are actually doing, not just where the fuck they're from.

OpenPanel gives you the full product analytics suite. Or self-host for FREE with UNLIMITED events.

You get:

• Funnels to see where users drop off
• Retention analysis to see who comes back
• Cohorts to segment your users
• User profiles to understand individual behavior
• Custom dashboards to see what matters to YOU
• Revenue tracking to see what actually makes money
• All the web analytics (page views, visitors, referrers) that the other tools give you

One Dollar Stats tells you 50,000 people visited from France. OpenPanel tells you why they didn't buy your baguette. That's the difference between vanity metrics and actual insights.

Why OpenPanel is the Answer

You want analytics that actually help you build a better product. Not vanity metrics. Not enterprise pricing. Not two separate tools.

To make good decisions, you need to understand what your users are doing, not just where they're from. You need to see where they drop off. You need to know which features they use. You need to understand why they convert or why they don't.

• Open Source & Self-Hostable: AGPL-3.0 - fork it, audit it, own it. Self-host for FREE with unlimited events, or use our cloud
• Price: Affordable pricing that scales, or FREE self-hosted (unlimited events, forever)
• SDK Size: 2.3KB (PostHog is 52KB+ - that's 22x bigger, you performance-obsessed maniac)
• Privacy: Cookie-free by default, EU-only hosting (or your own servers if you self-host)
• Full Suite: Web analytics + product analytics in one tool. No need for two subscriptions.

Open Source & Self-Hosting: The Ultimate Fuck You to Pricing Hell

Tired of watching your analytics bill grow every month? Tired of "talk to sales" when you hit their arbitrary limits? Tired of paying $2,000+/month just to understand your users?

OpenPanel is open source. AGPL-3.0 licensed. You can fork it. You can audit it. You can own it. And you can self-host it for FREE with UNLIMITED events.

That's right. Zero dollars. Unlimited events. All the features. Your data on your servers. No vendor lock-in. No surprise bills. No "enterprise sales" calls.

Mixpanel at 20M events? $2,300/month. PostHog? $1,982/month. OpenPanel self-hosted? $0/month. Forever.

Don't want to manage infrastructure? That's fine. Use our cloud. But if you want to escape the pricing hell entirely, self-hosting is a Docker command away. Your data, your rules, your wallet.

The Comparison Table (The Brutal Truth)

Tool	Price at 20M events	What You Get
Mixpanel	$2,300+/month	Not all feautres... since addons are extra
PostHog	$1,982+/month	Not all feautres... since addons are extra
Plausible	$9-29/month	Page views and goals. That's fucking it.
One Dollar Stats	$1/month	Page views (but cheaper!)
OpenPanel	~$530/mo or FREE (self-hosted)	Web + Product analytics. The full package. Open source. Your data.

The Bottom Fucking Line

If you want to make good decisions about your product, you need to understand what your users are actually doing. Not just where they're from. Not just how many page views you got. You need to see the full picture: funnels, retention, user behavior, conversion paths.

You have three choices:

1. Keep using Google Analytics like a data-harvesting accomplice, adding cookie banners, annoying your users, and contributing to the dystopian surveillance economy
2. Pay $2,000+/month for Mixpanel or PostHog when you scale, or pay $9-29/month for web-only analytics that tell you nothing about user behavior—just where they're from
3. Use OpenPanel (affordable pricing or FREE self-hosted) and get the full analytics suite: web analytics AND product analytics in one tool, so you can actually understand what your users do

If you picked option 1 or 2, I can't help you. You're beyond saving. Go enjoy your complicated, privacy-violating, overpriced analytics life where you know everything about where your users are from but nothing about what they actually do.

But if you have even one functioning brain cell, you'll realize that OpenPanel gives you everything you need—web analytics AND product analytics—for a fraction of what the enterprise tools cost. You'll finally understand what your users are doing, not just where the fuck they're from.